"For people who are gay or support gay marriage, I get how seeing thousands of people come out to make this statement is incredibly disheartening. But take solace in this: Gay marriage is happening. Like many drive-thru window lanes, it ain’t goin’ backwards. And your bonus is this: You get gay marriage, and all your political opponents are going to get, is type 2 diabetes." – Jon Stewart

"For people who are gay or support gay marriage, I get how seeing thousands of people come out to make this statement is incredibly disheartening. But take solace in this: Gay marriage is happening. Like many drive-thru window lanes, it ain’t goin’ backwards. And your bonus is this: You get gay marriage, and all your political opponents are going to get, is type 2 diabetes." – Jon Stewart